Saturday, February 25, 2012

Dear Varuna Bhagvan!!

Varuna Bhagvan are you listening to me and my cries or not?
It's hot. And it has been so for the past 1 months. I’m writing this today because it is getting unbearable by the day and you have to do something about the heat and the retardedly high levels of humidity. And, since you and I cannot do nothing about it, I dedicate this post to the King of Shorga, Indra, or whoever the rain God is and maybe your panchabhoota gang! Please piss on us, please do. We would really appreciate lesser temperatures. We promise to not cringe when see potholes get filled with dirty muddy water and when plastic bags combat movement while wading through knee-deep water!
I'm melting.
Please make it rain.